occupation: the family disappointment

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if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am

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tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

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oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak

…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.

listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about

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the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”

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breakfast? you gotta stop living in the stone ages. we call it meal 1

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if this isnt the EXACT plot of the movie i will be MAD

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Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

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A ghost story submitted by meeeaaat for deep dark fears

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